No One Has Any Ideas

davereed: Oh, and “J”! “J”s are surprisingly hard to find on...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:56:54 -0500

davereed:

Oh, and “J”! “J”s are surprisingly hard to find on the road!

via machines-repaired

I’ve needed this sign on more than one occasion.

The State of The Internet

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:28:53 -0500

The State of The Internet

lookatthisfrakkinggeekster: dinnerinthedarkroom: baphometic: ...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:40:26 -0500

lookatthisfrakkinggeekster:

dinnerinthedarkroom:

baphometic:

jonathan-cunningham:

doublejack:

(via curvedwhite)

All those wonderful toys are just compensating.

"We need to clone that thing, and eat it. We killed it to extinction, so it’s got to be..."

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:29:49 -0500

“We need to clone that thing, and eat it. We killed it to extinction, so it’s got to be delicious.”

- Clint on the Wooly Mammoth that they found

Father, on how to drink at work

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:23:28 -0500

Dad: "We drank at the office until we were too shit faced to drive home!"
Ray: "How'd you get home?"
Tim: "We drove home shitfaced!"

davereed: napoleonsbattleplan: It’s nice to know that...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:34:30 -0500

davereed:

napoleonsbattleplan:

It’s nice to know that my generation expresses its anger through tags on Hulu.

via funnyassstuff: insidethebox

SOCIAL MEDIA: WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

hilker: fuckyeahbeer: “FloatingSheep, a fun geography blog,...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:40:42 -0500

hilker:

fuckyeahbeer:

“FloatingSheep, a fun geography blog, looks at the beer belly of America. One maps shows total number of bars, but the interesting map is the one above. Red dots represent locations where there are more bars than grocery stores, based on results from the Google Maps API. The Midwest takes their drinking seriously.”

Where Bars Trump Grocery Stores | FlowingData

This might be one of my favorite maps of all time.

Redder is better!

At least Pittsburgh is fairly well represented.

Totally just bought this shirt!

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:38:50 -0500

Totally just bought this shirt!

tmason: thedrunkenmoogle: Bombchu (Legend of Zelda...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:12:51 -0500

tmason:

thedrunkenmoogle:

Bombchu (Legend of Zelda Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot Blueberry Vodka
1 Red Bull
A splash of Simple Syrup

Directions: Pour the Red Bull into a tall glass. Mix in the Blueberry Vodka and a bit of simple syrup. Pour a shot of Blue Curacao in a separate shot glass. When ready to drink, drop the shot into the tall glass and drink quickly.

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

Y-E-S.

I NEED TO DRINK THESE

josho: kisabel: (via ayanaohdee)

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:30:57 -0500

josho:

kisabel:

(via ayanaohdee)

Darth Vader Wii Sensor Bar Holder Genius.

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:03:58 -0500

Darth Vader Wii Sensor Bar Holder

Genius.

Me: I kind of want to drunk dial my mom someday.

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:27:32 -0500

Me: I kind of want to drunk dial my mom someday.
JSmith: You did, when you were in my trunk on New Year's.
Me: Oh yeah. That was a bad idea.

"No no no no NO. Not while I’m playing Pokemon, and not while you’re a guy."

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:14:30 -0500

“No no no no NO. Not while I’m playing Pokemon, and not while you’re a guy.”

- Andy, trying to not get raped

THIS VIDEO EXPLAINS EVERYTHING But, really, if you’ve...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:55:03 -0500

THIS VIDEO EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

But, really, if you’ve ever wondered where games (and technology in general) are headed, take 30 minutes out of your day and watch this.

Photo

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:44:34 -0500

So is your answer to BSawford's question your excuse as to why you made out with my boyfriend on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:45:51 -0500

Maybe it had something to do with it. I think that was mostly the tequila’s fault, though.

For the record, I’m not attracted to your boyfriend. Although he does play a mean game of Rise of Nations.

Some real shitty puns

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:33:00 -0500

Fat: Pooping at work is great. It's like a race against the clock, becaues I have to keep my store open when I go. I'll be in the back like, someone could be out there stealing all kinds of shit! GOOOO
Me: GOGOGOOOOO
Fat: It's like I'm defusing a bomb... in my ass.
Me: A fart bomb?
Fat: The infamous F-Bomb?
Me: Truly, this is a weapon of (m)ass destruction
Fat: There is nothing we can do, butt pray
Me: This will prove to be a most hanus crime.
Fat: We will have to anal-yze the damage after it's dropped.

This is it, ladies and gentlemen. This is what the Internet was...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:25:00 -0500

This is it, ladies and gentlemen. This is what the Internet was created for. You can all go home now.

Do you feel you are more open to alternative sexualities due to your interactions with me?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:40:53 -0500

I’ve always tried to be as accepting of other people as possible, since I feel that you gain nothing from immediately writing someone off for the way they live their life. That said, knowing you has also helped widen my views to any alternative lifestyles.

This is probably the most impressive D&D room of all time

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:40:43 -0500

This is probably the most impressive D&D room of all time