bsawford:

nikolasmason:

ericnelson:

robhuebel:

I would like to give this person his own TV show.

“Hit’em with a freeze pop.”

Wow, this guy is great.

I can’t believe this is real….

Favorite quote:  “When I twist the motherf***in cap, the sh!t explodes like a goddamn grenade.”

“Y’all see this shit!? It’s a chrome garbage can. I ain’t never seen no chrome garbage can!”