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I'm Brad, a twenty-something programmer, daydreamer, tea enthusiast, and all-around nerd. This is my internet scrapbook of things I find, make, and do.
Occasionaly, I write about nerdy code-related things at Code Moosey.
You can also ask me something or submit a post to be featured here, if you're into that kind of thing.
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- Me: I kind of want to drunk dial my mom someday.
- JSmith: You did, when you were in my trunk on New Year's.
- Me: Oh yeah. That was a bad idea.
"No no no no NO. Not while I’m playing Pokemon, and not while you’re a guy."
— Andy, trying to not get raped
THIS VIDEO EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
But, really, if you’ve ever wondered where games (and technology in general) are headed, take 30 minutes out of your day and watch this.
iali-linna asked: So is your answer to BSawford's question your excuse as to why you made out with my boyfriend on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?
Maybe it had something to do with it. I think that was mostly the tequila’s fault, though.
For the record, I’m not attracted to your boyfriend. Although he does play a mean game of Rise of Nations.
Some real shitty puns
- Fat: Pooping at work is great. It's like a race against the clock, becaues I have to keep my store open when I go. I'll be in the back like, someone could be out there stealing all kinds of shit! GOOOO
- Me: GOGOGOOOOO
- Fat: It's like I'm defusing a bomb... in my ass.
- Me: A fart bomb?
- Fat: The infamous F-Bomb?
- Me: Truly, this is a weapon of (m)ass destruction
- Fat: There is nothing we can do, butt pray
- Me: This will prove to be a most hanus crime.
- Fat: We will have to anal-yze the damage after it's dropped.
